I apologize for really crazy shit. Like manufacturers errors, wars happening on the other side of the world, and the radio playing a song you don’t want to hear. It’s this weird guilt i harbor for everything and for no reason, mixed with the immense, unnatural sympathy i have for everyone all of the time.
So, i’m kind of crazy with apologize and do it about 100 times a day.
HOWEVER
The crazier thing is that people never fail to accept it. No, “whaaat? That’s not your fault!”. They always accept it. Either i did all of these awful things, or my friends and family are just a bunch of dicks, and maybe need to apologize themselves.
