i really need to go to sleep.: Archive

I apologize for really crazy shit. Like manufacturers errors, wars happening on the other side of the world, and the radio playing a song you don’t want to hear. It’s this weird guilt i harbor for everything and for no reason, mixed with the immense, unnatural sympathy i have for everyone all of the time. So, i’m kind of crazy with apologize and do it about 100 times a day....

Feb 13th

I don’t know how i’ve resisted the cake in the kitchen and the can of pringles that has been sitting next to me everyday all day. I deserve a medal.

Jan 12th

sometimes

your best isn’t good enough for other people. And sometimes you knock your knee on a reach - in fridge at the starbucks you waste your life in and get a big bruise. And sometime’s your bed is even colder than you remember, but probably because its 0 degrees outside. And sometimes days just need to end because they start out so good that the only way they can go is straight down the...

Jan 6th

5 YEARS AGO

the best time of my life. ever. everything was awesome but here i am and here is life. and here is Roseanne instantly streaming on netflix. goodnight, goodmorning.

Dec 6th

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THNX

So in light of my father’s suicide and my mother’s relapse and consequential hospitalization, I think I’m beginning to lose sight of what has kept me happy throughout all of these years of dysfunction, loss and general shittiness. Thus, I’ve decided to do a quick run through of what I’m grateful for. Everything that is worth waking up for. My brother, who knows...

Nov 30th

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Nov 10th

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this is real.

I am alone for the first time all day and i’m figuring it out. This is real. My dad is dead. He is gone. This is real.

Oct 11th

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Aug 20th

7 notes

Stop being a child. The end.

Aug 19th

Get over yaself. Girls are dumb and think they’re special and perfect. They’re not. There’s a million people like me and you and everyone else. Welcome to reality. Welcome to caring about other people and not only focusing on your stupid melodrama. Just what I’ve been aggressively reminded of today.

Aug 2nd

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IM SO SAD

BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER.

Jun 24th

Tumblr is for

Dumb girls to take naked pictures of themselves for attention and dumb boys to masturbate to them. I guess everyone wins.

May 10th

May 1st

I’m totally not watching the Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood. STOP JUDGING ME.

Apr 29th

JEEZE

Portal 2 and these tornado/thunderstorm thangs need to let me get my beauty rest so I can be exciting and impressive at this meeting tomorrow.

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

I just had a dream that my boyfriend and a friend of ours went to this 50s diner thing and on the way back to our car we got almost-mugged by like 5 huge men. I found scissors in my purse and started screaming that I had them and then STARTED STABBING THEM. I’ve never had such a violent dream. I stabbed the shit out of them until they ran away. So I help our friend up and he’s alright...

Apr 26th

OH THE THINGS YOU THINK WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK. I need to just go to sleep before I get myself any crankier. I need to just be sober and complacent all the time to ensure mine and others’ happiness.

Apr 24th

Tonight

Jeremy built me a fort and I ate french fries dipped in chocolate milkshake. What did you do with your significant other? NOTHING NEARLY AS FUN.

Apr 23rd

i dont understand

guys that only post picture of naked women all day long. Is that seriously all you can think about? No opinions or stories or fun tidbits you’d like to share? Just naked girls all the time? You clearly aren’t getting laid.

Apr 20th

Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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Apr 16th

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Apr 16th

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I got a ps3 gamertag

it’s ohboyitsdani. You can add me, but fyi, all I’ve been playing is LBP because it makes me feel dirty when I go home to my 360 at night.

Apr 16th

RANTTOWN

MY PHONE COMMITTED SUICIDE, I’M POOR, MY TAXES AREN’T DONE, CUSTOMERS ARE CRAZY, I HATE MAKING FUCKING COFFEE, MY APARTMENT IS A WRECK, GAS IS EXPENSIVE, PEOPLE ARE STUPID, I HAVE NOTHING TO EAT, I WANT TO GET DRUNK, I HAVE NO WAY TO SET AN ALARM TO WAKE UP FOR WORK TOMORROW, AND MY FUCKING XBOX ISN’T CONNECTED TO LIVE AND NOW I HAVE TO GET UP AND RESET MY BUNK-ASS ROUTER THAT...

Apr 15th

Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

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OH JESUS GOD MY MOM JOINED FACEBOOK

MY GRANDMA PULLED THAT SHIT. Definitely not okay.

Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

I love rain so much

and it’s pouring here. God bless America.

Apr 11th

Music Taste Challenge.

thebattletoheaven: Put your music player on shuffle and list the next 25 artists that appear. 1. Appleseed Cast 2. Maritime 3. The Beatles 4. The Kinks 5. Neil Diamond 6. The Promise Ring 7. The Talking Heads 8. Cat Stevens 9. Donovan 10. Belle & Sebastian 11. Sublime 12. Soul Coughing 13. The Mountain Goats 14. Radiohead 15. Rufus Wainwright 16. Vampire Weekend 17. Magnetic...

Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Dear cigarettes,

I hate to do this, but I’m just not that into you anymore. We’ve been on and off for a while now, and I think it’s time to just end this. I tried to leave you a few months ago but you were so charming I came back, but I cannot put up with your abuse anymore. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when i looked at my fingers today and say they were yellowing. That’s...

Apr 9th

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Do not

google “monster under the bed”. You might find unnerving things.

Apr 9th

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